Another day, another hassle living at the motel. Johnny is out of closet space because David’s expanded wardrobe has taken over. In all fairness, clothes are important and some of us require more closet space than others. Those are just facts!

Moira calls in Alex to fill out community service paperwork since some information needs to be filled in. Wait for it…the only missing item is the middle name. Let the drama ensue to find out her middle name.

Johnny and Moira contemplate on whether or not they’ve been good parents to their kids. At town hall, we see Alexis completing her registration and guess who ends up being her community service buddy?!?!!? Mutt aka HER KISSING PARTNER.

David and Stevie sift through David’s clothes while Stevie points that they’re “funky” while David says they’re “luxury.”  Alexis and her kissing partner discuss his drug bust. Raise your hand if you need an edible to get through this pandemic.  David struggles to part ways with clothes while Alexis discovers a possible scandal involving Jocelyn and Mutt.

Johnny and Moira continue to discuss their parenting skills and agree that they might not have been the best of parents so Johnny proposes a game of “two truths and a lie.” The game goes awry so Alexis throws out the secret rendezvous she stumbled upon.  Fast forward to the cafe,  Moira and Johnny spot Mutt and Jocelyn with Jocelyn not helping her case.

David and Stevie head to the thrift store but it’s cut short as Wayne deems his clothing items as “funky.” Alexis tries to let Mutt know that she knows about his rendezvous in her own sort of special way. Back at the cafe, the Roses are attempting an intervention with Jocelyn but our resident weirdo Roland reveals that Mutt is their son.

Stevie and David discuss his clothing options while Stevie proceeds to have a full-on meltdown. fyi, I still need David’s entire wardrobe. Alexis and Mutt clear the air regarding his sneak around sessions with his mom but we’re also looped into two people who necessarily feel like they don’t fit their respective labels.

Stevie surprises David with a solution for his closet space. Calling it a night, Moira and Johnny check-in with the kids to see if they’re okay and point out how much more connected they want to be….a door separates them but the Rose family is seen as more than “together” by the town.

Quotes 

“Why must be constantly irksome?” – Moira

“We have so many disasters bombing us right now, my dear. The middle name of an ungrateful child, is hardly a priority.” – Moira

“Funky is a neon t-shirt that you bought at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iphone case. This…is…luxury!” – David

“My car’s worth less than your pants.” – Stevie

“Sadly, and most of the time, we have no interest in what’s going on with you.” – Moira

“My eyes are brown, i am basically sample size, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord’s car trunk by bribing him with sex.” – Alexis

“The internet is a breeding ground for freaks.” – David

“Does it look like I shop on Canal Street?”  – David