The Cabin // Schitt’s Creek

My eyes!  OMG! OMG! OMG! What was that?  Moira and Johnny getting a little morning action but David accidentally walks in on them. Talk about a traumatizing way to start the day.

Johnny heads over to Roland’s house to complain about the door but the resident uncomfortable yet somehow hilarious immediately knows that Johnny and Moira are looking for some private time.  As a solution, Jocelyn and Roland offer their cabin.

An eager Moira convinces a reluctant Johnny to take the cabin for the night while Alexis and David are more than happy to push them out the door.  While the parents are away, the kids will play…well Alexis is ready to claim her status as party girl and comes up with the idea of  a “little casual motel party.”

David and Stevie try to flesh out the game night invites. Honestly, it’s hard to plan last minute party and deciding who gets an invite.  Stevie takes herself out of game night but alas, David comes running to “ask” her to come to game night and bring one person of her liking.

David’s game night has evolved into a full-fledged party with party crashers. Uh oh, David! So much for a quiet night with a few friends. Back at the cabin, Moira and Johnny are back in the saddle without any interruptions. So much for no interruptions, Moira and Johnny get unexpected visitors.

The motel party escalates while Moira and Johnny make their quick exit. Everyone makes it out unscathed from their respective situations but alas, there’s still no privacy even when a door separates the parents from the kids.

Quotes
“I saw hell is what is happening.” – David

“I hate to be the one to tell you,  but having sex is not just about making children so they can grow up and make you feel bad about having sex.” – Moira

“Shame on you for attempting that position at 8’o clock in the morning.” – David

“David, are you a peeping tom?” – Moira

“Didn’t you once take the wrong baby home from preschool?” – David
“Alexis looked Chinese as an infant.” – Moira

“Is that the tickle trunk?” – Roland

“I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that i’m funny, smart, and charming.” – Alexis

“Oh looks are important? Why don’t we throw a pageant?” – Stevie

“I’ll put out some feelers, but you know on such a short notice, all the town hotties will have plans.” – Stevie

“This place is almost charming. very rustic cottage. I was half expecting early unibomber.” – Moira

“Every time the vein in my brother’s eye twitches, we take a drink.” – Alexis

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